Heck no, I can’t sleep
Alarm is set. 4am.
This. Is. Bananas!
Category Archives: Bad Poetry
Bratty Haiku
Thanks a lot, lady,
for not sharing that tasty
food with me, ya jerk.
Accordion Haiku
My accordion
was a protective shield.
It collects dust now.
Haiku for an Old Friend
I’m happy for you
Love is not easy to find
Wish me luck, okay?
Haiku for My Lost Umbrella 2.0
No replacement yet
I should have checked Lost and Found
I’ll use my raincoat
Haiku For My Lost Umbrella
My white umbrella
Lost you at the fricken mall
Hope it never rains
Haiku: Boogie on the Dashboard
What is that there? Um,
A boogie on the dashboard?
Doesn’t bother me!
Haiku
I hate not knowing
But I can’t keep sitting still
Wish it was easy
Happy Haiku
I am so happy
I think it’s going around
Caught it from you… Thanks!
Gimme Back My Spoon
