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It's the Mars Bar Special! First, here are some rules:
1. Don't play alone.
2. If you need to drive home after watching, drink Orangina instead.
3. If watching a new episode, assign someone in the group to be the "designated viewer". The hangover won't be worth it if no one remembers what happened.
4. Are you under 21? Are you currently taking prescription medication? Have you ever had an alcohol addiction? Are you at an 09er party with a mystery cup that was handed to you by an unknown person? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, drink Orangina instead.
5. We at the Mars Bar don't designate "number of sips" or "number of shots". Feel free to make your own rules about this.
6. Some items are universal; some only apply to a certain season.
6. Interpretation is up for grabs, but refrain from being a lush! Jeesh.

(In all seriousness, this is just for laughs, so if you really want to drink, do so at your own risk!! We will not be held responsible for drunken tirades, random hookups, damaged televisions, crying fits, or LoVe tattoos.)

ANYWAY....drink if any of the following happens on an episode of Veronia Mars:

> Veronica does a voiceover
> Veronica cries
> Veronica tasers someone
> Someone's wearing argyle
> Someone asks Veronica for help
> Veronica asks someone for a favor
> Veronica is helped/rescued by Weevil
> Veronica kisses someone
> Logan kisses someone
> Anyone kisses anyone
> Logan's being a jackass
> Veronica mentions Lilly
> Veronica is cooking
> Veronica pretends to be someone else
> Veronica calls someone
> Someone calls Veronica
> The LeBaron breaks down or is vandalized
> Someone calls Veronica "V" or "Ronnie"
> Keith asks Veronica to do snooping for him
> Keith tells Veronica to leave a case alone
> Veronica keeps "detective-ing" even though Keith told her to leave it alone
> Someone gets drunk
> There's a flashback
> Beaver tells someone that Cassidy is his real name
> Veronica imitates someone over the phone
> Logan is being sincere
> Someone insults Veronica
> Someone calls Keith "Sheriff" or "Sheriff Mars"
> Lamb interrogates someone
> Cliff asks Veronica for help
> Veronica is at the beach with Backup
> Backup barks
> Backup attacks someone
> Veronica's wearing a skirt
> Wallace or Veronica refer to the other as their best friend
> Veronica goes into Keith's safe
> Veronica meets with someone in the girls restroom
> An Asian person appears onscreen
> Wallace is wearing any Neptune High clothes (jacket, basketball uniform, etc)
> Weevil has his gang beat up someone
> Logan and Weevil fight
> Duncan shows emotion
> Clarence Weidman is onscreen
> Lilly says something about how "awesome" she is
> Veronica does a search on "Planet Zowie"
> Keith is wearing something other than a suit
> Someone says "Oh my God"
> Veronica has a dream
> Dick says something raunchy or inappropriate
> Someone dies or leaves Neptune
> Someone gets arrested
> Someone has their shirt off/is in their underwear/is implicitly naked
> Veronica has a disgreement with Keith or Wallace
> There's a commercial break
> There's a gun onscreen
> Veronica lies to someone
> Someone makes a pop culture reference and you catch it
> Someone blames Veronica Mars or her dad for their childhood trauma
> The Big Bad of the season is revealed
> The Big Bad of the season is revealed and you guessed correctly (drink a whole bottle of Orangina if this happens)

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