Need a reality check? Here's how you know if you're obsessed with Veronica Mars. You're obsessed with Veronica Mars if...

...you purchased or wish you had a black LeBaron convertible
...you purchased or wish you had a yellow Xterra
...you want to buy a puppy and name him Logan*
...you create a Veronica Mars web site*
...marsinvestigations.net is your homepage
...you start saying things like "okely dokely"*
...on October 3rd, you light a candle in honor of Lilly Kane's death anniversary
...you wish Neptune was a real place so that you could move there
...you take up photography (and start stalking suspicious people)
...you quit your job to work as a receptionist for a private detective
...you have read Rob Thomas's books
...you listen to Veronica Mars Radio
...you subscribe to Neptune Pirate Radio*
...your main reason for watching Superman Returns is that Sam Huntington (Luke) is in it
...you wish Hearst College was real so that you could go there
...you refer to people you dislike as "09ers"
...you try to befriend the leader of your local biker gang
...you call your best friend "Wallace"
...your karaoke songs of choice are "One Way or Another" by Blondie or "Veronica" by Elvis Costello
...you start a secret society at school/work and call it The Tritons
...you consider converting to Scientology because you're hot for Jason Dohring
...you would rather pee yourself than press pause and go to the bathroom when watching Veronica Mars DVDs
...you wish 90909 was a real zip code so that you could live there
...you dye your hair blond (if you're not already blond)
...you spend a sleepless night wondering what exactly goes into a Cho's pizza*
...you buy a Sidekick
...you've seen Reefer Madness: the Movie Musical
...you bought the Roswell Season 2 DVD just to see Jason Dohring's guest spot
...you bought the Gilmore Girls Season 4 DVD just to see Teddy Dunn's guest spot
...you watch Big Love only because Amanda Seyfried, Tina Majorino, and Kyle Gallner appear in it