For Shame! I'm Caught Up With One Tree Hill

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I know, I know. Why do I watch this show? While I watch it, I actually say out loud, “Why am I watching this?” And, I actually wonder – do the actors ever read the scripts and think, “Holy balls, this is lame.” Alas, I watch anyway. I have the burning need to know what’s happening with these characters.

I’m a sucker for the Haley/Nathan relationship, and that damn Jamie is too cute. Mad props must be given to Sophia Bush for her work on the show. I think she’s a classy lady, especially because she has to work with CMM. I’m also a sucker for the Mouth/Mille relationship.

Anyway, I’m sure I will watch next season. I’ll miss Hilarie Burton but I am soooo happy that Squinty Eyes Murray is leaving the show. It should be a nice little reboot – more focus on Haley & Nathan and Brooke & Julian (OK, I find Austin Nichols to be both repulsive and attractive at the same time). And, as much as I love Paul Johannsson, I think it’s time to put the Dan character to rest (literally and figuratively). My ultimate wish for next season? A storyline revolving around Robert Buckley’s torso. Seriously.

Too bad I’m not vacationing in Wilmington when I head out to NC next week. I’ll be a couple hours away (I think) in Emerald Isle (I think). Cuz, if I were in Wilmington, I would SO try and watch them filming. For realz!

BAG on OTH? I'm laughing on the inside.

Ausiello is reporting that Brian Austin Green is in final talks to join the cast of One Tree Hill next season. I LOVE IT. And, by “it”, I mean I love that this show is refuses to go away. I remember a few years ago when it was totally on the bubble. Now it’s a CW Network staple. This show is borderline horrible (I mean that in an endearing way, I’m a fan) but there’s something about creator Mark Schwahn and the sappy moments that he to brings to the screen. And there’s something exciting about Chad Michael Murray leaving the show. Hope he finds another role that requires him to squint a lot.

‘One Tree Hill’ exclusive: Brian Austin Green got game? | News, One Tree Hill | Ausiello Files | EW.com.

Last Week's TV Blurbs

Gossip Girl All I can really remember about this episode is that Chace Crawford was MIA. I liked the Chuck/Dan bonding, but Penn Badgley is starting to get on my nerves. We saw classic Blair bitchery in this episode, but I think we can all agree that the Serena-Blair rift is much more interesting (and believable) than them being true best friends. Finally, how dumb is Rufus that he didn’t notice that Jenny was skipping school? Actually, scratch that. How dumb is DAN that he didn’t notice? He’s the one to blame if you ask me. And how dumb is this school that they just go ahead and let Jenny drop out without informing her parents or staging some type of conference/intervention to discuss it? Puh-lease.

One Tree Hill Nanny Carrie’s dead! Millicent is back! Dan is free! I feel badly for Nathan since he was told he can’t play pro basketball, like, ever. Poor guy can’t get a break. But at least he’s got a pretty wife and a great kid at home. I’m happy Dan is free. I hope they make him a little less evil this time around. The whole book thing for Lucas is annoying and was obviously just a way to get him to reconnect with Lindsay. And the whole Peyton and maybe biological dad thing – can’t she just call (real) Derek and ask him to send her a picture of their dad? Is it that difficult? Please, Mark Schwann. This one could have been executed much better.

Privileged I totally heart this show. JoAnna Garcia is just so superb. And I have to to mention the hotties! Nice. Last week’s episode was such a great one. I think it’s one of the freshest approaches we’ve seen to the whole sex issue in a long time. The awkwardness during Megan’s date was totally classic! It’s a scenario that we don’t see played out too often at all, but it’s one that anyone can relate to. Along those lines, l love how Will is intrigued by Megan, but is still a total player and knows he’s not ready for her. And the subtle showings of love that we see from Charlie….sigh. Anyhoo, the twins continue to be great characters – I LOVE Sage in this episode – and we got to see more of Megan’s sister. Shout out to Marco – quite possibly my favorite character on this show.

Pushing Daisies It’s so nice to see a new episode of this great, great show. My favorite part – the shout out to Happy Time! It was doubly exciting since I happened to be having a Dead Like Me marathon last week. I thought that this episode was a great way to introduce or re-introduce viewers to the show. Here’s hoping for an awesome second season! Bryan Fuller is the shiznit when it comes to creative storytelling. I hope we get to see some favorites from Wonderfalls and Dead Like Me. Diane Scarwid playing Mother Superior was just a tease!!

Ugly Betty Let me just get this out of the way: Justin’s over-the-topness is starting to get unfunny. That being said, I think this episode was a great return to the Ugly Betty we know and love. And, call me a sucker, but I’m totally into the Daniel/D.J. moments that we got in these first two episodes. I still find the whole new guy in Betty’s life thing really sudden, unnecessary, and unrealistic, but if they’re going to give her a new guy, Val Emmich is a great choice (30 Rock, hello?!). It looks like the next episode will finally get us back to the Ugly Betty that we know and love. Just one request: MORE Marc and Amanda!! How hard were you laughing when Eddie Cibrian graced them with his presence??

Smallville Justin Hartley shirtless? How you doin’? In all seriousness, though, we learned in last week’s episode that Oliver and Tess knew each other (intimately) in the past and that it did not end well. It was nice to see some insight into Tess’s past. Tess also informed Ollie that Lionel Luthor killed his parents, so he went all insane on Clark since he assumed (correctly) that Clark knew the truth. We got to see Chloe use her brainiac new power, Clark included. So he went ahead and freaked out about it to her. Finally, Davis Bloom? Still totally creepy.

Happy TV watching!

And Now, For Anyone Who Wants to be Depressed…

…I present to you the crazy sixth season of One Tree Hill! Nanny Carrie is back and completely psychotic!! Deb and Skills are still going strong – they even had a conversation! Brooke gets attacked in her store, doesn’t tell anyone but Deb the truth about it, and is getting gun happy. Mouth and Millicent, the sweetest couple ever, have moved away! But since they’re still in the opening credits, I’m going to guess that they’re coming back. Nathan’s exciting basketball comeback may leave him permanently paralyzed! And just as we start to like Quentin, he gets all dead. Thank god for little Jackson Brundage. Of course, he’ll probably break our little hearts next week during the Q funeral episode.

I can’t stop watching. Damn you, Mark Schwann! Let’s get back to happy storylines! Stop f*cking with our minds! At least Nathan and Haley are still together and happy. Because I would probably have a nervous breakdown if they weren’t.

P.S. to anyone to still reads spoilers…OTH is best served spoiler-free. Try it! The Q death blew me away!

This Week's TV

It’s been a long time, but I feel like talking about my TV shows right now. So, let’s start with last Friday’s Battlestar Galactica, which starred Grace Park as a lot of Eights and Mary McDonnell as bald Roslin. Anders is such a sissy; he should have just put his hands in the computer thingy. Looking forward to tonight’s episode, when we get to see cutie-pie, half-Cylon, half-human, half-Asian, half-White dude baby!! Oh, and can I just say that casting Esai Morales as Grandpop Adama on Caprica is pure devilish GENIUS.

Next up is Greek, which is quickly becoming one of my all-time favorites. Every one of the characters is likable in some respect (except for Evan Chambers, who went directly to my sh*t list after Monday’s episode). And kudos to any show that can make Michael Copon look like he can actually act, even with a ridiculous hairstyle. Really, I like Copon, if only because he’s half-Filipino. Anyway, I’m glad they’re giving Rusty a new love interest. Oh – I almost forgot – mad props for getting Max Greenfield on the show, cuz he’s one of my faves. (What language am I speaking?)

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I Hate That I Like This Show

Skanky Chad Michael Murray and the rest of the gang are back tonight with all new episodes of One Tree Hill. I don’t know why I like this show, but goodness knows that I’m going to watch it anyway. There’s something twisted about Mark Schwahn and this show that he’s created…but I can’t stop watching!

High School's Finally Over & Lucas Has a Loose Screw

Message to Lucas Scott (the icky Chad Michael Murray): Did you have to shoot him in front of your mother? Really, wait until he’s left the house. That way, there are no witnesses, and your mother won’t go into pre-term labor. HELLO?!!!

Thank God for Nathan and Haley and Brooke and Mouth. Without them, last week’s episode of One Tree Hill would have been filled with Chad Michael Murray’s squinty eyes as he goes totally mental having learned that Dan is the one who shot Keith. I would thank God for Peyton as well, but she made out with Lucas so I’m not that impressed.

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Traveler's Back & Why I'm Curious About Hidden Palms

Tonight, catch a repeat of the Pilot episode for Traveler which is followed by a spankin’ new episode. The fun starts at 8pm Central Time. I’m excited because I read an interview that Matt Bomer did, and he says that all the questions from the pilot are answered by the end of this semi-season of 8 episodes. Viewers, please give this show a chance. If it sucks, it sucks. But there’s nothing else on TV right now, so if I don’t get a chance to see all 8 episodes, I will truly be sad.

Now, a new show is starting to night on the CrackWhore network (CW). It’s called Hidden Palms and stars Taylor Handley who played that little mother***** Oliver on The OC. It’s supposed to be awful, but I’m hearing that one bright light is Michael Cassidy, who was also on The OC. Um, yeah, he’s pretty cute so I’ll have to check him out. The cast also includes Tessa Thompson (Veronica Mars) and (drumroll) Kyle Secor. Sharon Lawrence and Gail O’Grady also star. Hidden Palms is scheduled to air at 7pm Central Time.

If you’re in Chicago, the Cubs vs Marlins will be showing tonight on WGN-9. Catch Hidden Palms and One Tree Hill this Saturday.

Nathan Owns Up to His Mistakes While Daddy Freaks Out but Manages to Make Out With Someone

Barry Corbin as Whitey Durham

This week’s episode of One Tree Hill was all about the truth coming out. Nathan was forced to face the fact that he shaved points in two basketball games. And Dan was forced to deal with Lucas finding the girl who witnessed his murderous deed. While baddie-turned-goodie Nathan told the truth and stood ready to deal with the consequences (like losing his free ride to Duke), Dan just drank, accidentally set Keith’s grave on fire, when nutso in front of Abby (the witness) and her mother (freakishly played by Sean Young), and then freaked out on Karen, who KISSED him. Of course, Lucas now knows the truth and happened to witness the kiss. Even though the truth will destroy his mother, you know he’ll force the truth to come out. Whatever.

I would gladly trade this show for Veronica Mars, but I’m happy that it’ll be back next season (midseason). And I love Whitey. He’s so great.